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fuiru:

mercurypdx:

phantomrigged:

IRONIC STATEMENT

Reblog pointing out how that is a coincidence and not really irony.

Reblog with etymological technicality

Reblog to correct splleing errro in etymological technicality clarification.

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On the Administration of the suffix “-do” in UK to US name changes

fuiru:

UK creation: The board game ‘Cluedo’

Name when released in the US: ‘Clue’

Net change: Removal of “do”

UK creation: Where’s Wally?

Name when released in the US: Where’s Waldo?

Net change: Replacement of “-ly” with “-do”

Notes:

The name ‘Cluedo’ is a play on the name of another British board game, ‘Ludo’, a game which is a) pretty much unknown outside Great Britain and b) more dull than someone who pretends to like Arvo Part.

When the US-made cartoon series of Where’s Waldo? was released in the UK, all references to Waldo were replaced with Wally. Wally’s nemesis Odlaw (“Waldo” backwards), who was created for the cartoon, has the same name in the British version. The ‘backwards name’ reference is therefore lost to most English kids.

It is unclear as to why the character was not renamed “Yllaw” for the British version. Possible reasons include a) the fact that it’s impossible to pronounce and b) the fact that it looks Welsh and the cartoon’s makers were scared of a backlash from the lucrative Welsh youth market.

There is speculation that the removal of the ‘do’ from ‘Cluedo’ necessitated the addition of a ‘do’ to another UK to US import in order to retain good relations between the two countries. Negotiations between the nations lasted for years, until a compromise was reached and Wally became Waldo. However, there is a growing movement in the UK that is campaigning to have the ‘Ly’ that was taken from Wally added to something else crossing the Atlantic. One solution to this was to rename the band Coldplay, “Coldplayly” in the US, but Chris Martin vetoed the proposal. Discussions are ongoing.

Welsh jokes == automatic reblog.

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Gratuitous picture of your feet Wednesday. Also, fuck yeah, new (furry) Chucks.

Gratuitous picture of your feet Wednesday. Also, fuck yeah, new (furry) Chucks.

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nonlinearmind:

ronbailey:

rexbarrett:

Your dog destroys the environment faster than my Land Cruiser does. Your argument is invalid.
via

Dude, I hope you were just being snarky here… this chart is moronic.  A dog is a living, breathing creature that has a certain rightful claim to the resources it consumes; the SUV is an over-priced machine with absolutely no intrinsically redeeming value outside of stroking the ego of the chump that pays the loan.

This chart fails to mention that, whether a dog happens to be a pet or not, it will still exist in the world, and that owning them as pets actually controls their population.  There would be much more damage done if every pet dog had instead grown up feral.  SUVs don’t reproduce.
I also find it revealing that the chart stops with a toyota land cruiser, as if it was the most guzzeling of SUVs.  Where’s the F150 and the Hummer?  This from a magazine that once proclaimed “Darwin was Wrong”.

I did some reading on this story last week. It annoyed the hell out of me.


Vague Scientist is not even slightly a valid place to publish original work. Give me peer reviewed journals or get the fuck out of my face. What’s that? Your paper failed peer review for even the tiniest and dodgiest of environmental science journals? What a fucking shock.
The authors of this report are — surprise! — authors of a book about this very topic and available now from all good book stores. We are definitely at home to Mr Public Relations Pitch here.
They consider energy consumption only. No effort is made to consider the secondary effects of waste matter. My car spits carbon dioxide into the atmosphere all the time, whereas my dogs convert their food intake into stupidity, running, and love (and to be fair, very small amount of methane). The carbon dioxide is far more environmentally troublesome than the raw energy consumption.
The figures for meat production to feed dogs don’t take into account the fact that dogs are mostly getting offal from animals reared for human consumption. Most of this food production would continue with or without pet dogs and the offal would be wasted.

I’m sure there’s more faults to find, but I think I’ve made my point.

nonlinearmind:

ronbailey:

rexbarrett:

Your dog destroys the environment faster than my Land Cruiser does. Your argument is invalid.

via

Dude, I hope you were just being snarky here… this chart is moronic.  A dog is a living, breathing creature that has a certain rightful claim to the resources it consumes; the SUV is an over-priced machine with absolutely no intrinsically redeeming value outside of stroking the ego of the chump that pays the loan.

This chart fails to mention that, whether a dog happens to be a pet or not, it will still exist in the world, and that owning them as pets actually controls their population.  There would be much more damage done if every pet dog had instead grown up feral.  SUVs don’t reproduce.

I also find it revealing that the chart stops with a toyota land cruiser, as if it was the most guzzeling of SUVs.  Where’s the F150 and the Hummer?  This from a magazine that once proclaimed “Darwin was Wrong”.

I did some reading on this story last week. It annoyed the hell out of me.

  1. Vague Scientist is not even slightly a valid place to publish original work. Give me peer reviewed journals or get the fuck out of my face. What’s that? Your paper failed peer review for even the tiniest and dodgiest of environmental science journals? What a fucking shock.
  2. The authors of this report are — surprise! — authors of a book about this very topic and available now from all good book stores. We are definitely at home to Mr Public Relations Pitch here.
  3. They consider energy consumption only. No effort is made to consider the secondary effects of waste matter. My car spits carbon dioxide into the atmosphere all the time, whereas my dogs convert their food intake into stupidity, running, and love (and to be fair, very small amount of methane). The carbon dioxide is far more environmentally troublesome than the raw energy consumption.
  4. The figures for meat production to feed dogs don’t take into account the fact that dogs are mostly getting offal from animals reared for human consumption. Most of this food production would continue with or without pet dogs and the offal would be wasted.

I’m sure there’s more faults to find, but I think I’ve made my point.

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“STEEL OF THE WEEK”? Seriously, Gamestation of Cwmbrân? So what is it then, exactly? 3m I-beams of medium carbon stainless? That’s kinda a new market for you, branching out from preowned console games with scratched discs and torn manuals, eh?

(This made me so cross I have stopped in the middle of the shopping centre to write it live. You’re welcome. Well, either that, or I’m desperately low on tumblr material.)

Edit — I also just noticed — “NINTEND”. D’oh!

“STEEL OF THE WEEK”? Seriously, Gamestation of Cwmbrân? So what is it then, exactly? 3m I-beams of medium carbon stainless? That’s kinda a new market for you, branching out from preowned console games with scratched discs and torn manuals, eh?

(This made me so cross I have stopped in the middle of the shopping centre to write it live. You’re welcome. Well, either that, or I’m desperately low on tumblr material.)

Edit — I also just noticed — “NINTEND”. D’oh!

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everythinginthesky:

Android 2.0 features free, in-built, turn-by-turn GPS, a car-dock UI, and Google Map directions.
(Love this infographic.)

This is perfection.

posted 1 week ago

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Too much awesome.

Take a beloved film (Star Wars, in this case). Chop it up into 15 second fragments. Using the Internet, collect volunteers and assign each one a fragment. The volunteers have to remake the fragment in any style they choose — faithful, silly, drawn animation, stop-motion, goofy, weird — and no effort is made at all to harmonise or synchronise the different actors, styles, and continuity. Re-edit the whole lot back into an insane mismatch of film.

This is the trailer. It looks awesome. The in-joke rate is sky-high.

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peachcherub:

mercurypdx:

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“Oh, I get it. I’m a Greyhound, so you dressed me like a Greyhound. How wonderfully clever!… So where’s your douchebag costume?”

AWWWWWWW! (As in “How cute!”), followed by Awwwwwww… (as in “Poor hound.”)

A-HA-HA-HA!

Danielle is right, this looks so much like one of my dogs it’s downright freaky.

peachcherub:

mercurypdx:

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

“Oh, I get it. I’m a Greyhound, so you dressed me like a Greyhound. How wonderfully clever!… So where’s your douchebag costume?”

AWWWWWWW! (As in “How cute!”), followed by Awwwwwww… (as in “Poor hound.”)

A-HA-HA-HA!

Danielle is right, this looks so much like one of my dogs it’s downright freaky.

posted 2 weeks ago

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Conference call log

  • TG [Vice President of one of my employer's clients]: "Who is on your end of the line?"
  • LR [one of our project managers]: "Me and Richard."
  • TG: "Oh, is that Dr Richard Gaywood?"
  • RB [my colleage]: "no, it's me, Richard B."
  • TG: "Oh."
  • (beat)
  • RB: "Your words cut me like razors, T".
  • (beat)
  • TB: "Well, are you a doctor, Richard?"
  • RB: "No, I don't think you should call yourself Doctor unless you can take a man's heart out, show it to him, and put it back before he dies."

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